Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Reasons why we are BAD parents...

According to Brynnis the Menace.  This week we are bad parents for the following reasons:

We told her not to wipe her dirty hands on the table runner
I told her not to spill tea on the carpet
Steve made her quit unrolling the entire roll of toilet paper and dumping it in the toilet
Told her she had to put her pants on before she could go outside
I asked her why she squeezed a tube of toothpaste on the bathroom floor


All of these events apparently warranted her yelling "You're a BAD daddy" or "You're a BAD mommy"
I hope CPS doesn't open an investigation....

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